The Butcher Counter

Reserve your preferred unease.

Selections are presented in limited seasonal allocations. Availability changes with weather, temperament, and the emotional condition of the herd.

Alarm-Finished Ribeye

Deeply marbled and finished under a carefully maintained atmosphere of approaching consequence.

$48 / lb

Panic Brisket

Slow-cooking cut with a bold grain, heavy character, and a finish that refuses to settle down.

$31 / lb

Dread-Cured Short Ribs

Compact, richly flavored ribs selected for braising, brooding, and formal dinner conversation.

$39 / lb

Existential Sausage Links

House-ground links seasoned with garlic, black pepper, and the unmistakable uncertainty of tomorrow.

$18 / pack

The Full Concern Box

A rotating butcher selection for customers who prefer to let the counter decide what should trouble them.

$225

Ordering note: Online checkout is currently reserved for preferred customers. To request an allocation, prepare your table, sharpen your knives, and return when the counter opens.